evilwizard:

death-threat-collector:

evilwizard:

medievaljournalist:

ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me

slay ten of those for my ancient tarnished coin

Dude, Poison Rat venom glands sell for half a gold each. You need two, maybe three if you harvest them particularly poorly, to get that worth.

Which is besides the fact that ancient tarnished coin is a defunct currency. Valuable only as a collector’s item.

This guy’s a scammer.

slay this guy for my ancient tarnished coin