i’m fucking shrieking with laughter. It sounds like his dick is a deranged yard sprinkler or a terrified pigeon turned loose in an apartment.
This clip looks like a major league piss-artist in action.
If Wikipedia and the few times I’ve seen him on TV are anything to go by, that’s Giles Coren in a nutshell.
…I’m sorry. (Or no, I’m not.) But his dick “rattled on her teeth”? Rattled?
(walking off)(smh) Boy needs to have that looked into.
This man must be a troll
how can he not be a troll
This reads like it is MEANT to be funny 😂😂
I am HOWLING.
HOW DID HIS DICK RATTLE IN HER TEETH.
What is said dick made of? Is this person actually a human? Is it a robot dick? SO many questions!
tagging @deepspacedukat Just in time for SoC…this is the worst cum shot in history. LMAO!
