I just used the line “that’s not an asshole move, it’s a whole asshole ballet” and I’m kinda proud of it so it’s going here where it will get the recognition it deserves.
A pas de douche, if you will
All right, the rest of you can go home, this one wins.
@ WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR USERNAME @florenceandthejellybean there we go
My old url was so much more memorable