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synebluetoo:

feminist-space:

feminist-space:

juliusgoat on Bluesky: "Hello, l'm a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I'm just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical. Are you aware that over 50% of the hull is above the water line? What use could that possibly be? and before you answer, I have already removed it." millivanilla on Bluesky:"You could sell off all that heavy safety equipment too. The boat will ride higher in the water, enabling you to remove even more unnecessary hull."ALT
chuckwendig on Bluesky: "It's fine because we've fired the guys who monitor holes in the hull, and we also fired the guys who look for water coming into the boat, we are very efficient and saving so much money by getting rid of this boat fraud" speakercode on Bluesky: "Imagine how much money we could save by not floating"ALT

You know, if everyone just bought a helicopter like I did, we wouldn’t even need a boat