foone:

foone:

The other knights break into the sorceress’s castle to rescue their former leader, who has been enthralled by the cursed amulet.

But the former knight is like “what? No. It’s not a cursed amulet, it just shows you what you’d look like if you transitioned. There’s no curse.”

“but why did you join the sorceress then?”

“her minions get fully covered healthcare, including transition. Do you know how long and expensive the process to get just one genderawap potion is, when you’re an underpaid adventurer for the kingdom?”

Sorceress: “it’s true, it’s not cursed. I just showed her what she could be… The black leather outfit and lightning powers were her idea, though.”