ive decided to become a Lawful Good edgelord abt driving a car. *looks broodily away from you* what’s wrong…? no, you wouldn’t understand. I’ve been burdened with a great and terrible power. a lethal metal machine that obeys my every whim but which whispers dark things to me…tempting me to move ever faster, to grow careless in my movements… I’ve seen this power corrupt many others. my father. my great-aunt veronica. I’ve seen them neglect the wisdom of the turn signal. I’ve seen them text while driving. every day I must remain vigilant lest I become over-used to this dark power……