When I was a kid I desperately desperately wanted there to be a Metroid movie but I was confident that it should be just two hours of watching Samus navigate a planet full of creatures with no dialog. As I got older I thought I learned better, that nobody but me would want that, but now I’m even older and people will watch ten hour video game longplays with no narration. I was right the first time. They should have me direct it. Give me 200 million dollars and I’ll give you two hours of a tall blonde woman in power armor silently running around caverns full of bugs. No other speaking characters and no CG, wet latex aliens only.