human goes to very hot inhabited planet to visit alien friend . heatstroke. is sent to alien hospital. they wake up to alien friend clutching their hand going “oh my god I’m so sorry I should have known better than to invite you over I forgot humans can’t tolerate such high temperatures” and the human is like “my home country on earth is hotter. this one’s on my dumb ass.” and that’s how the alien learns what South America is
alien friend is disheartened to find out that carpinchos, while friendly and well-liked, aren’t domesticated