“Ahh, Perry the Platypus! Behold: the INFINITY GAUNTLET!…. Inator. With one snap of my fingers as I collect the sixth stone, I will have infinite power, enough to…. create more resources for the entire planet! They will WORSHIP me as a hero, and I will take over the ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA!”
“What? Kill half of all people? What kind of crazy person would do that?”
“You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was growing up, my parents only let me eat half of all my meals.”
“And so I thought to myself, ‘If only meals were twice as large!’ That way, I would get the nutrition of a full meal while only eating half of my actual meal!!”
my god, this sounds exactly like something he would say
