Still thinking about when my gf and I were in big Tesco and we saw an armed cop going through self checkout so my gf started loudly saying “omg why does he have a gun in big Tesco what the fuck” and then I pointed out what he was buying and we both started hooting and screaming with laughter until he looked at us sheepishly and my gf said “you should quit your job” and he said “yeah uh” and power walked out of the shop
He was buying a 24 tray of Krispy Kreme donuts