Tumblr is the kind of website where I can just tell someone their cat looks like an evil vizier with no further context and everyone will understand that it was a compliment
Reddit is the kind of website where I cannot do that
Does he look like someone you would trust to give you good advice?
This cat does not look like an evil vizier. I would trust his advice.
You’re all heartless churls, being extremely mean to this lovely cat who has done nothing wrong
Why, just yesterday, this faithful feline outlined a plan to me whereby my army shall be at the gates of St. Petersburg ere a fortnight passes, negotiating the Tsar’s surrender of the western provinces
