Coaster for the floor because the floor is dirty, coaster for the table because the table is clean.
Is fiberglass a coaster for your walls, for hot and cold???? Where does it end!?!?!?
the earth’s crust is but a coaster for the mantle
I think everyone needs to calm down with all this coaster nonsense.
Why don’t you put a coaster between everyone and this nonsense about it
Since you love them so much why don’t you go shove a coaster up your ass
You mean set a coaster to protect my left and right buttcheeks from each other
i remember being at a party in highschool, and the topic of discussion was the phrase “it’s not gay unless your balls touch.” i was pretty zoned out, but something about the phrase stuck with me. eventually i realized the source of my confusion- my balls were always touching and so was everyone elses. no way to put two dreamers in the same sleeping bag without playing a little footsie.
anyway, i mentioned this at the party, and people immediately thought of ways to Become Straight. one guy suggested that the only solution was (obviously) to pick one ball and banish the other. one dreamer per sleeping bag. someone else suggested carefully taping one testicle to each thigh, and then walking around like a cowboy. this was deemed annoying but ultimately preferable to hitlering yer boys.
i hadnt really thought about it in years. but now i see a third path to become hetero -
the humble coaster. carefully placed. carefully spaced.
There were so many other ways to phrase every sentence you just said
sorry. i was feeling a little rattle snakey when i wrote that.
