The Democrats were in shambles.
The economy was surging, the Impeachment Hoax completely backfired, and they were heading into what would be another decisive electoral victory for the party of Lincoln.
Their message failed to resonate with the majority of voters, and their “old-boys-club” mentality meant that their presidential nominee was a complete dud.
It didn’t help that Joe Biden followed the Democratic principle of not receiving hand relief on a regular basis. As a result, his mental speed was very slow, and he often had difficulty putting together coherent sentences.
Joe was so backed up and foggy-brained going into the final debate, that when he saw his opponent’s hand, he immediately grew erect. The thought of a hand on his member made him silently salivate.
For the rest of the election cycle, Joe couldn’t get it out of his head. Every interview he did found him bumbling through muddled points. He needed an outlet, but was unable to find one.
If only he had invested in a pleasure bot, he could have had it all. The smooth, cool plastic hands would have brought him to the edge over and over, and the biometric feedback scanners would have custom tailored a jerk for him each time. With long-life lithium-ion batteries, he could have been getting jerked so right, all night long.