[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people. A character whose rambles are presented in smaller text will have their dialogue shown after the navigation links, and can be skipped.
Panel 1: A blue person with a dark green jacket and bright orange anime glasses is talking to a journalist, while a person wearing a large t-shirt with the text “c m y k” and a pair of scissors cutting off the k rambles behind the journalist.
Journalist: “Hey we need to show both sides on the confinement pits for chromatics issue, come debate this person?”
Anime Glasses: “Go fuck yourself.”
Panel 2: As the background character keeps rambling, the journalist condescends.
Journalist: “You know, I really don’t appreciate your tone here.”
Anime Glasses: “Less yapping, more fucking yourself.”
Panel 3: Anime glasses holds the journalist’s shoulder. There is still rambling on the side.
Journalist: “How do you expect to be taken serio-”
Anime Glasses: “You’re enabling someone who’d never be taken seriously without you. I am not cleaning up your mess. Go fuck yourself.”
Panel 1: firstly it is necessary to understand that the perverse urge to become green is a deviation that has been planted in our youth by the shadow druids, an evil organization that has been pulling the strings of our society to their nefarious ends since the invasion of-
Panel 2: the ultimate goal of the chroma cult remains aligned with the shadow druids: as worshippers of the armageddon beast they intend to saturate our children and grind them into colorful paste to paint their profane idols! they believe these idols will protect them when facing the beast but they are wrong, so entirely wrong, about many things, unlike me, i am right for i am guided by the light of facts, logic, basic biology and fundamental color theory, and common sense and also-
panel 3: -moon gnomes with their evil magics [spelled as “majicks”] hiding their pigments that they make from socks they steal from me, personally, that is where my socks go, and chromatics have never once taken responsiblity!
