I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
I mean. Just devastating 😭
This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed
Actually no I’m double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy’s tailor* to confirm his suit isn’t actually bespoke
You cannot win in his arena. This isn’t “if you come at the king you better not miss” this is “don’t fight a shark in the water”
I gotta add this one
he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol
“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”
I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE










