Wait
Do cishet people NOT understand that Portal 2 is a lesbian love story?
Your toxic ex tries to get her way back into your life. A twink friend of yours convinces you she’s evil and incapable of change, and drives a wedge between you. You run into her at a random place later on, and realize she’s not so bad after all, and together you solve the problem of this evil twink friend ruining both of your lives. Through this, you have an intense and fleeting romance that reminds you of the good old days. But, in the end, you acknowledge that you’re better off separated from each other- the problems that drove you apart initially are still there, but dealing with a mutual problem made you temporarily believe that the romance wasn’t dead. So, you break up on mutual terms, but not before she composes A FUCKING ARIA WITH A CHOREOGRAPHED CHOIR to bid you adieu
Oh, and along the way the twink basically confirms she was orgasming every time she flirted with you
That is NOT heterosexual behavior
I fucking stg I’ve seen this exact thing play out in college queer clubs
God, not to mention the deleted bratty degradation voice lines
1:53 to 2:45. Prepare to swoon