Someone on Facebook Marketplace is asking questions about my queen Tempurpedic that I’ve listed for sale. Not to buy it, but about bed longevity and protectors as they just bought the same bed.
There’s two wolves inside me. The first is slightly indignant as they’re not gonna buy my listing but they’re asking questions and the second is incapable of hearing questions and not answering.
I am forever the mattress question answerer.