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i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

ok. im come over.

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

*i panic and rip your face off*

ummm…. ok… kind of weird… you are such a weird guy lol…. kind of funny tho… lol… can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman… I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

this post is crazy now cause i do legitimately have a girlfriend now, and maybe i wouldn’t have been able to do this without this practice simulation. like, say what you will, it worked.