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Everyone’s so upset about what’s going on on my normal and functional space ship.

Excellent you can join ranks with that one doctor who this story made late for surgery

#same#started reading suddenly it was 5 fucking am

Read about my normal and functional spaceship to absolutely destroy your sleep schedule

This happened to me with their (now finished) serial novel Curse Words, and then their (currently unfinished) story Charlie MacNamara, Galactic Ace when I caught up to Curse Words while it was still in progress.

Simply put, it’s just a thing that happens when it comes to reading Derin’s stories.

I’ve been reliably informed by many, many readers that these stories are specifically crack for ADHD people who usually have difficulty reading and I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. That’s such a random demographic.

Look it happens

#cannot start reading it is already Late

Do you have to do surgery tomorrow? No? Then how bad could it be to start reading.

#me watching horror movies: noooo why would you open the door covered in warnings not to do that!#me reading thos blog post: I should start reading time to orbit

You should do it, nothing will go wrong. You are the master of your sleep schedule and will get plenty of rest. It’ll be fine.

#I am one sentence in and my suspected adhd brain started to fucking. VIBRATE#what the FUCK#I am so happy and am going to get a normal amount of sleep tonight

Ahaha yes another one

Join the ADHD Reader Army

Congratulations, you did invent time travel after all! Unfortunately, instead of the Soviet moon conspiracy thing, all it’s good for is warping your readers several hours into the future.

… I’ll take it.

#why is it always 3:30 when I spot this post

Because that’s the ideal time to start reading the story

Congratulations for creating an infohazard for ADHD people specifically

#i’m at work and it’s 9am#I should totally read this instead of work right?#what’s the worst that could happen?

Yes you should

#stories#ha HA it’s 2 in the afternoon and I have very little to do (aside from groceries)#you can’t trap me this way I have time to read!

Go on then. You have time for 122 chapters.

#im so tempted to start reading it#but it’s 9pm and im worried ill stay up the whole night

All nighters are good for you

#dammit i opened it like an IDIOT and now the sun is coming up#i’m on chapter 28 but i’m going to get FOOD and go to BED

Bed is overrated, grab a snack to munch while you read.

This is evil. I have to sleep before my exam, but I’m really curious now.

(I’m barely a few paragraphs in, I’ll be able to stop in time, right?)

of course it’ll be fine

oh hey this post is finally on my dash!

checking in to say i read the normal spaceship story all in one night last september & then immediately sent it to my mom like HI HELLO PLZ READ THIS SO I HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT PLZ.

we both give you money on patreon now.

cheers :D 🥂

Thank you so much for your patronage I love money

#seen this post a few times now#i usually move on#today i see it at 3 am#decide to check it out#immeditely able to tell#it will hook me#in the first sentence. somehow.#so i bailed immediately#because i have to get up in five hours.

So you have five entire hours to read! Great!

#first time seeing this and it’s 11:57pm#I’ve got midterms in nine hours i have to be up in six i can Not do this today man#Im certain this will Not replace the near encyclopedic notes this fucking class requires memorized with its adhd indulging contents#no certainly not

Reward for after midterms

time to orbit stop reading: unknown

Unfortunately I don’t trust myself so I don’t dare click that link. Yet. I can tell you’re gonna get me eventually

If you click it and read it now you’ll no longer have to resist and you can save energy later

I’m like 30 chapters in and it’s consuming my brain

reblogged this six days ago with something about being on chapter 9, I know I was on chapter 51 four days ago, it’s now 2:19am and I’ve been reading for two and a half hours straight, current on chapter 90. sharing this post again to tell everyone to please read the thing bc it’s been so long since something has kept me reading until I’m literally seeing the word art shadow effect behind every letter but that’s the current state of my vision (yes I am stopping for the night after I post this but):

emphasis on the fact that this is an approximation because I am making this with my compromised vision so that now looks tripled which makes me think I did the visual effect right to make you see what I see right now

anyway read the damn story

I love that you took the time to make this effect to show us instead of going to sleep

it is 2:20 a. of the m. and I have to arise at 7:4tyfucking5. I’m reblogging this for later. I WILL NOT click the link.

no.


no.

What’s the worst that could happen.

#for later reference#chapter 12#I started reading at 12:20ish#it is almost two am and I have an early wake up time#I can NOT do this today

Might as well keep going then. It’s the only responsible way to make sure you don’t oversleep. If you run out of story, there’s another one in progress now.