Me: can I show you what we did tonight
Husband: I don’t know, will I have to report you to OSHA?
Me: ………..…nooooooooooo
Non-theatre people: HOLY SHIT OP THATS NOT SAFE IM CALLING THE POLICE AND SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
Theatre people: yea
Me: can I show you what we did tonight
Husband: I don’t know, will I have to report you to OSHA?
Me: ………..…nooooooooooo
Non-theatre people: HOLY SHIT OP THATS NOT SAFE IM CALLING THE POLICE AND SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
Theatre people: yea