evilwizard:

evil-charoite:

evilwizard:

miseria-fortes-viros:

evilwizard:

*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious

uhhh i guess that’s reasonable. how long? maybe five to ten seconds?

longer. *aside, to my minion* how long does it take to set up the heinous device?

(in a stage whisper) three minutes if we’re speedrunning it.

*back to the hero* just picking a number at random here. let’s say three minutes