Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

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mintbecrazy:

midnight-sloth:

gandalfthemorallygrey:

evilmario666:

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

This is the tumblr equivalent of those silhouettes of dogs people put out to scare away wildlife

YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT

Let’s continue to scare this type of people

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