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THE ACCORD
Contract entered into on this day May 6th the two parties known
in this contact as Mom and Candace do hereby agree to the terms set forth below:

I, Candace Flynn do agree that I will not attempt to bust my brothers Phineas and Ferb:

1. During the school year in the time allotted for me to do my homework.
2. At the dinner table.
3. While operating a vehicle or any other heavy machinery.
4. While holding or otherwise in possesion of a wild or domesticated animal.
5. While in the middle of an unrelated sentence.
6. From a distance of more than 1500 miles.
7. On the subway.
8. While covered in hair and honey.
9. While pie is being served.
10. While Mom is at the beauty salon.
11. during a date with Jeremy.
12. More than once a day.