if i lived in the mushroom kingdom luigi and i would be best friends
mario and i would have a mutual respect for each other but we never really clicked
princess peach would have me executed via firing squad for the role i played in the infamous toad town murders of ‘96 but it would be later discovered that my involvement was greatly exaggerated and the severity of my sentence will weigh on peachs mind as she feels like it sullied her reputation as a fair and just ruler
daisy and i would play tennis
Waluigi and I fucked
waluigi and this guy fucked