trump in 2016: if they run bernie I’m fucked
trump in 2020: if they run bernie I’m fucked
trump in 2024: if kamala runs on anything remotely leftist I’m fucked
liberals for all eternity: we need to be even more conservative than the republicans to win
Come to think of it:
This is not a new problem. Back in 2000, as everybody knows, Al Gore lost to George W. Bush, specifically by losing Florida. Democrats placed the blame for this on the Green Party, but exit polling showed that there were around 10 times as many registered Democrats who voted for Bush as there were people of any affiliation who voted Green. When asked why they voted for Bush, the general reply was “Gore kept saying he would govern just like Bush, so we voted for the one who also promised to lower our taxes.”