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irate-iguana:

Packaging on a bar of soap. Front reads, "Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap." There is a little picture of a castle with a spot of blood next to it, and the words "Out, damned spot!" underneath.ALT
Side of the packaging reads, "Try it in the Macbath!"ALT
Other side reads, "Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from your hand?" In bigger text, "Will it ever!"ALT
Back of package: "...who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him or a vegetable soap with glycerine to have so much shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed oil enriched with creamy buttermilk?" (Yes, there's an Oxford comma there. Good job, soap makers.) Underneath are your typical labels, including "Not tested on animals" which I find very funny considering the Macbeths' bloody crimes. The label also states it was made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, and a sticker added to the packaging tells you it costs $4.95 (CAD).ALT
The final two sides of the soap bar have a tartan pattern.ALT

Single funniest piece of Shakespeare merch I have ever seen.

[Image ID taken from alt: Packaging on a bar of soap. Front reads, “Lady Macbeth’s Guest Soap.” There is a little picture of a castle with a spot of blood next to it, and the words “Out, damned spot!” underneath. Side of the packaging reads, “Try it in the Macbath!” Other side reads, “Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood clean from your hand?” In bigger text, “Will it ever!” Back of package: “…who would have thought the old man to have so much blood in him or a vegetable soap with glycerine to have so much shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed oil enriched with creamy buttermilk?” The labels state “Not tested on animals” and give the maker as The Unemployed Philosophers Guild (at www.philosophersguild.com), and a sticker added to the packaging tells you it costs $4.95 (CAD). The final two sides of the soap bar have a tartan pattern. /End ID]