wizard-of-interesting-failure:

iratusmagus:

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

iratusmagus:

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

iratusmagus:

saturniandragon:

Spin this wheel to get a weapon for a zombie apocalypse.

Can you survive using your weapon?

FUCK YEAH LETS GOO

A bit challenging, but doable

Moderately struggling

Not easily

Just barely

The fuck am I gonna do with that?

Dead immediately

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Pepper spray.


…fuckin’ really? Oh yeah, sure, let me spray an irritant into a dead eyesocket. Fuckin’ hell. The fukc am I gonna do with that, indeed!

Aerosol flamethrower.

Buddy, I know you are trying to help, but lightinf a zombie on fire with somethin’ that small is NOT gonna get rid of the zombie problem. It will just be a Fire Zombie now.

No worries!

Just make sure all the other things are also zombies.

I am going to put the Fire Zombie in your house.

Yeah no worries just stash it over there with the rest of the fire.