frotting by rubbing my short sword against your longsword mid-combat thus disorienting and confusing you leaving me an opening to attack
The idea of honorable combat is lost upon the bastard children. Counter with the puppygirl’s gambit by offering a treat for your surrender
you fool!! dont you know that offering a catgirl a treat only incetivizes her to repeat her behaviour to get more treats?
You buffoon, I’ve coated my blade in catnip. Now your body will instinctively let my blade through the gaps in your defense to get a hit of the good stuff.