i grew up in a town filled with rural antique stores, which means my favorite pastime was a game i liked to call “What The Fuck Does That Thing Do!”
For example:
go on take a guess
“sewing machine” “lathe” “can opener” nope babe that’s an apple peeler!
ok tumblr let’s try a simple one: What The Fuck Does This Thing Do!
nope that’s not an apple peeler that’s a CAN OPENER (it says so right in the middle), let’s try an easy one:
correct, that is indeed a BREAD SLICER, great job! slightly harder but we’re in the home stretch:
tell me tumblr: What The Fuck Does This Thing Do!
no that’s not a music box, that’s a WEIRD MEAT GRINDER!!! funnel the meat in to make delicious american hamburger.
bonus: this design doubled as a tobacco grinder. this is a DUAL BURGER-CIGARETTE MACHINE, embodiment of the american dream
ok, final round now:
tell me: What The Fuck Does This Thing Do!
fixes your watch for you
Nice try, op, i know that’s the thing that killed shinzo abe
Repurpose, Reuse, Recycle!
