Let me show you around — bedrooms? No, but I can offer you one of a wide range of wonderful accommodations. In this room you have your choice of autopsy slab, the vivisection bench, and the rusted iron operating table with leather straps.
Over here you have a luxurious, velvet-upholstered, all-purpose lobotomy, dental, and gynecological chair. The phlebotomy chair is also very — hey, where are you going? You haven’t even seen the bondage divan!
