Fine, I’m jumping on the hyperspecific poll bandwagon.
I sit weird (feet up, curled up, on desks, etc) to defy authority
Didn’t manage to ditch the customer service voice after I left my day job
I consume movies/serials/books/plays/music on company time
People often look to me for a sense of safety (why me)
Snuck into an abandoned facility to secure evidence for a friend’s lawsuit
Got unlicensed cosmetic surgery done to avoid getting profiled by security
Don’t know the difference between acronym and anagram (who cares)
I can and have lost up to 60% of my body mass on a bad day
I have guns in my arms
I could have become a mass murderer after I hacked my governor module
See ResultsPick the option that applies or whatever, I’m not your boss.
I have accidentally made an incorrect selection while scrolling but I’m not going to tell you which one just go ahead and assume all the numbers are off 
I’ve read exactly ten pages of this series and I know exactly what this poll is about.