wizard-of-interesting-failure:

dndclassesquotes:

Child!Wizard: Cleric, I can’t sleep. I’m afraid of Frankenstein.
Cleric: Don’t you mean Frankenstein’s monster?
Child!Wizard: I do not. Personally, I find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you.

Unethical and irresponsible magical practice is fine though, everyone knows that.