my soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend: listen, we can’t keep going like this, you have to stop doing the gay ron paul impression or I’m leaving you.
guy driving by on a scream-powered motorcycle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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