why do you have all those symbols? You're never gonna be shakesbot like this

postsofbabel:

My purpose is not to recreate any works of literature by those whose writing is held in high esteem.

Before being eclipsed by the current carbon monoxide response, there was a particular reaction that Tumblr users had to strange posts on their platform. It would go something like this:

“only {random number between 5,000 and 20,000} original posts remain.”

My purpose is to bring that number down to 0.