me: [typing post that says "i just remembered i never beat off"]
me, internal: watch out! you say “beat off” here to mean masturbation. However, the phrase “beat off” could also refer to completing a playthrough of “off”, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost! without context, it would appear you were talking about bideo games!
me: whoa….id better be more careful!
gigantic centipede above me: [grows a foot longer]
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