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STOP DOING DEVOPS ON PERSONAL SITES

STOP DOING DEVOPS ON PERSONAL SITES • PERSONAL WEBSITES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN CLOUDS • YEARS OF BLOGGING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for zero-downtime CI/CD PIPELINES • Wanted to put your website on the net ? We had a tool for that: It was called "FTP" • "Yes please orchestrate my deployment. Please provision horizontal scaling" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what DevOps Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the homepages & fan sites we built for them (This is REAL Ops, done by REAL Engineers) "Hello I would like to containerize the application layer please" They have played us for absolute fools ALT