prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Remember that you are a primate, and one of the basic primate threat responses is to go absolutely bugfuck and hope that whatever’s after you decides you’re not worth the risk. Charging directly toward the problem waving your arms wildly in the air and shrieking like a gibbon is always valid.

Screenshot of a pair of replies from Tumblr user @anamcramia. The first reads:

"In what sense are they "fucking" the flowers? Are they laying eggs in the flowers? Is it only the females laaying these eggs or are they hermaphroditic universal flower fuckers? How big are the ovipositor fairy dicks which which they're hypothetically fucking the flowers? Or are they just freaks."

The second, immediately following reply reads: "Hm. Wrong post."ALT