ageblue-aka-varnah-g:

squeakitties:

alicehealer:

typecasto:

dorothylarouge:

Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames

hey how come elon musk can remotely unlock any tesla vehicle

He ly how come elon musk has access to security footage of you charging your car

do not, under any circumstances, buy a fucking tesla

“Mr. Musk! Our cars explode!”

“Make the doors lock when they do.”

“Wh-why, I’m- I’m sorry to ask but why?”

“Whoever has the money to buy a Tesla has the money to get the lawyers to throw at our throats. If the car explodes, it must take the driver with it and as many people around it with it. Add more C4.”