Run away. this is not the life for me

Ignore them entirely. This is not your problem

Ask them to turn you into a werewolf

Offer them food and maybe friendship

suck their [UH OH] right there

it’s Knotting Time

ask them to maul you to death and free you from this shell of a life

disappear with them into the night forever, never to be heard from again

fight them to assert dominance

ask them out on a date

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