captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night’s sleep.
Ahab. I meant fucking. captain Ahab.
y'all are gonna make this a whole thing aren’t you
top 5 things people have said in the tags on this so far:
- moby girldick
- I mean, he is chasing dick
- the real white whale was testosterone
- assigned whaler at birth
- captain afab and his trusty crewman cismale
Cismale is sending me.