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cookinguptales:

cookinguptales:

cookinguptales:

a post in the subreddit "frugal". the post reads: "Christmas hamster were on sale, now I need ideas! Actually bought it about a week ago. Just couldn't resist the sale price but once I got home I realized I had no idea what to do with all this meat for 1 or 2 people. I threw it in the freezer in a panic. Once I take it out, defrost and cook it, what the hell is one woman supposed to do with about 8 pounds of ham? Edit: silly, stupid typo. I promise I'm not trying to cook a hamster! Just a regular ham 😅" the first reply is a picture of a hamster screamingALT

okay I think I’ve found my favorite reddit post of all time.

"you know, it's really irresponsible to impulse purchase a pet without doing the proper research and preparation beforehand so that you can provide a good home for the animaoooOOOOOHHHH MY GOD oh it's a typo."ALT
“Christmas hamster” and “I don’t know what to do with all this meat” was a good way to make many jaws dropALT
User 1 says: “Really confused--first mad that yet another person bought a pet they didn't research about beforehand...but, but then you started talking about having enough meat for 1 - 2 people 😭” User 2 says: yes lol and then i saw it was in the frugal sub and then was like Nooooooooooooo, too frugal! TOO FRUGAL!!! lolALT
I got soul but I'm not a soldier. And I got ham but I'm not a hamsterALT
I always buy Christmas Hamsters on boxing day, then make them fight to death in gladiator style combat for a single piece of cheeseALT
No judgment here, I'm from Alabama. Just throw some hot sauce on that bad boy. 🐹ALT

thankfully, OP took it like a champ

User 1 says: How much meat can you get from a hamster? OP says: Apparently about 8 pounds hahaALT