cannimumsable:
my favorite things i see in dnis (/s)
- “basic dni criteria” that doesn’t exist. what is the basic dni criteria.
- “i don’t like you” girl then you have to block me im not gonna guess
- “you like irredeemable media” what constitutes irredeemable media. bonus if they do give examples and one or more is a kids’ show.
- pornbots (who can absolutely read your post. totally /s)
- “chronically online” i fear you can’t interact with yourself anymore
- “anti-harassment dni” please just say proshipper because this looks like you saying you are pro-harassment
- “freaks dni” WHAT CONSTITUTES A FREAK. similar for creep, weirdo and other such terms
- “people who don’t put this very personal information in their bio” can range from race to name to pronouns to mental illnesses to triggers to
- “under 13 and over 15” girl
- “cringe” WHAT CONSTITUTES CRINGE
- “dni if you post about my triggers which i am going to list and describe in detail” for your own safety PLEASE don’t
- violent threats to anyone who fits your dni, bonus points if you’re telling “freaks” to go kys. WHO IS FREAKS. WHO ARE YOU SUICIDE BAITING.
- specific ass terms that no one who isn’t into that discourse can know and that aren’t explained, even vaguely. yes google exists. however i am bothering to read your fuckass dni for your sake so be nice to me.
- terrible custom font that makes it impossible to read the dni, bonus if the entire bio or pinned post is normal EXCEPT the dni. do you want me to read it or no.
- on that note: carrds that lag, “read my dni!” (link to dni isn’t functional), dni is in an undescribed image, censored words that makes things unreadable/inaccessible to ppl with screenreaders
- very cute and aesthetic pinned/carrd which contains words such as “kill yourself if you’re like this” and other such threats
- “exclusionists dni” followed by “bi lesbians/lesboys/he/him lesbians/think cishet aro/aces are lgbt+”
- dnis that are extremely long and include every single one of your political opinions. I do not need to know this. additionally, dnis that instead of being lists are long ass paragraphs.
- threats of violence in case the dni is ignored (i don’t know how to tell you that but some people just Reblog Posts without checking the person’s blog. also, don’t threaten people)
- “men dni” “masc dni” “fem-aligned dni” just say you hate multigender people. alternatively just say you drink the terf kool-aid