nixcraft:

Grandpa: Come here, nixCraft.
me: Yeah, Grandpa?
Grandpa: What is this error? What am I supposed to do? Do they expect me to buy a new computer every few years? I’m a pensioner with limited income.
me: You don’t have to if you use Linux Mint.
Grandpa: What is that now?
me: Explains everything
Grandpa: It is free? It will not steal my data? It will not install stupid games without my permission? I can access Facebook and do shopping and buy or sell stocks? Are you sure it is free and connect to my WiFI?
me: Yup.
Grandpa: Linux Mint it is, then!