jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
- saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
- saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control
- saying “not for long” in response to mundane things that definitely won’t or can’t change
- saying “i’m so good at this game” whenever you fuck up horribly in a game
- saying “god bless america” when neither you nor anyone around you are christian or american