defender
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Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.
Panel 1: A lime green person is talking to a red person. A grayscale person with a book on their head leans in from the side.
Lime: “I mean, it just straight up makes more sense to categorize me as green than anything else.”
Red: “Yeah of course, I mean-”
Book Person: “I am the most illiterate person alive!”
Panel 2: The most illiterate person alive leans in.
Illiterate: “How dare you say you’re more green than everything else in the entire universe?”
Lime: “Urrgh…”
From offscreen: “Wait!”
Panel 3: A dark green person with a book on their head appears, while lime and red watch dejectedly.
Green Illiterate: “They have a point! The spirit of greenness is with them! They have a far more powerful green essence than any plantlife!”
Most Illiterate: “are you actually claiming that everyone else is magenta?”
Green illiterate: “Yes! And they are right to say it!”
Lime: “Please stop.”
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