Choose a Christmas present for your Blorbo
A lobotomy followed by a round of electroconvulsive therapy
A one way ticket to a morally questionable asylum
A puppy
A colonoscopy with no sedation
A straightjacket
Rough and violent gay sex
A box of chocolate
A forehead kiss
A cup of hot cocoa that comes with a wool blanket
A bouquet
A collar with “good boy” written on it
A warm sweater
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