treeequeen:

emilynyaaa:

theivorybilledwoodpecker:

theivorybilledwoodpecker:

helpless–romantics:

ladyananas:

shamebats:

mechanica1-hands:

the-haiku-bot:

shamebats:

shamebats:

shamebats:

Oh come on lady, you can’t deny a man his gaycation

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

“become a fish” (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus’ worth of hoops rather than admitting they’re bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, “No, honey! Of course I wouldn’t be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn’t count!”

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL…but “surrender to the gaycation” made me laugh way more than I should have.

this is an insane story

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭