“I got you now you fucking psycho!” The detective levels his gun at me. Eyes searing with hatred. He’s cornered me on the roof of a building.
I hold up my hands and back away. “Finally caught me red-handed, detective. I knew you would”
“You sick fuck you are going away for a long time. Now give up, don’t make this harder than it needs to be!” He advances towards me never for a moment lowering his firearm. My retreat finally stopped by the ledge at the very edge. The sounds of the city below echoing from the walls. I take a look back over the edge before turning to him with a smile.
“NO!” He shouts as I tilt back. In a second he loses sight of me and runs to the edge to look down. My body lies broken on the ground. He curses himself and me. He’ll never get the satisfaction.
Then I reappear on the ledge right in front of him flashing with i-frames. The shock on his face only lasts a moment before I do my super cool jumping spin attack and explode his head like a cantaloupe. Another fool who didn’t anticipate my extra life. I go back to my crime spree of stealing parking meters and eating all the salt in the shakers at resteraunts.