Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.
It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.
Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire
This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.
Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.
Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!
Happy Haunting!
Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.
The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….
Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels. But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right. I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.
I can bet it will be the Dad who’ll find the Christmas Vampire first. I wonder what would he ask the kids to dress up as?
Of Dad wins the we don’t even GO TO THE MOVIES! We stay home and watch it’s a wonderful life and a Christmas Carol but the muppet version because dad doesn’t like people, tight places, or ghosts.
THE HUNT HAS BEGUN
GUESS WHO FOUND THE CHRISTMAS VAMPIRE
The Christmas Vampire was hidden in the lobster shanty. The story this year is that were was a terrible accident. He accidently spooked the carrousel operator who poured his drink into the switch board and caused a death. The Christmas vampire had to flee but he didn’t get far.
Dad husband and I had to conduct a police investigation but the number one detective, ya girl, caught him!
