professionalchaoticdumbass:

WIZARD WRAPPED

• You casted 1,039,627 spells this year
• You pondered your orb for 985 hours
• You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!
• You gained 5 familiars
• Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff
• Your cup size is H
• Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.
• Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons
• You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years
• You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice